Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it defies description. This dive is little more than a refuge for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.
This pretentious "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in manipulating others, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems comfortable in condoning his actions while doling out drinks and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has spawned an environment so corrosive, it makes one question their life choices for even approaching this cesspit.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually covered in grime, with rubbish and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not rare to see vermin scurrying across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring overflowing toilets and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the filth that makes this place a dump; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their exploitative behavior or their blatant indifference. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.
Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a blight on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you want to stay sane, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be Bar and Pub raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the “thrill” of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this cesspit won’t disappoint.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
You’ve been warned!